{"id":14,"date":"2018-09-04T14:34:34","date_gmt":"2018-09-04T22:34:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/han-web.com\/blog\/?p=11"},"modified":"2018-10-26T16:49:32","modified_gmt":"2018-10-27T00:49:32","slug":"debeers-i-will-will-become-i-do-if-youre-lucky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.han.co\/blog\/?p=14","title":{"rendered":"DeBeers: &quot;I will&quot; will become &quot;I do&quot;, if you&#8217;re lucky?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw the below DeBeers ad tagline today and found its message to be confusing:<\/p>\n<div>\n<p><em>&#8220;Today almost 12,000 American men will ask someone to marry them. Next year, for over 2 million American couples, &#8220;I will&#8221; will become &#8220;I do.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Assuming proposals per day is consistent throughout the year, this means an abysmally low 46% proposal-to-marriage conversion rate. Unless, I guess, &#8220;American couples&#8221; excludes American men paired with non-American women. Maybe the conversion rate is higher, and it&#8217;s just that DeBeers is capitalizing on a booming mail-order bride industry?<\/p>\n<p>So there might be two messages in this ad:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dude, your chances are slim already, don&#8217;t go for the dinky ring. Go big and keep your receipt.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dude, your chances are slim. Just in case she says no, why don&#8217;t you look at the classifieds at the back of this publication before you return that ring?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe the ad isn&#8217;t targeted at men, but rather at women, and the message is:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t be afraid to say no if the diamond is too small. After all, 54% of your peers have said it. Maybe you should dump him and, instead, pick up these gigantic earings for yourself.\u00c2\u00a0&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Congrats to all my close friends who&#8217;ve recently made it past that huge hurdle, and are that much closer to turning &#8220;I will&#8221; into &#8220;I do&#8221;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"frame-outer  \" style=\"vertical-align: middle;\"><span><span><span><span><img decoding=\"async\"  src=\"http:\/\/www.han-web.com\/blog\/pictures\/debeers.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"415\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw the below DeBeers ad tagline today and found its message to be confusing: &#8220;Today almost 12,000 American men will ask someone to marry them. Next year, for over 2 million American couples, &#8220;I will&#8221; will become &#8220;I do.&#8221; Assuming proposals per day is consistent throughout the year, this means an abysmally low 46% [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-debeers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.han.co\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.han.co\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.han.co\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.han.co\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.han.co\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.han.co\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.han.co\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.han.co\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.han.co\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}